"The main house is gorgeous, the pool is made for Instagram, and each of the cottages looks more divine than the next, even the ones with rusty knives hanging around for decoration-slash-protection from the wild donkey spirits that surely roam near all those snake-infested lakes. What about Shep's room above the barn? Fantastic! And it gives a whole new meaning to a "roll in the hay." (Hopefully, there is no hay.)"
"This raises questions about the entire timeline. When exactly did he break up with Audrey? Was it after the fight at Rodrigo's engagement party? Was it the day of his birthday dinner? Does that mean she got him a birthday gift that she never gave him because he broke up with her, and there is a shark-tooth necklace sitting unused on her coffee table?"
Itchy Grass Farm is presented as an idyllic family retreat with a gorgeous main house, an Instagram-ready pool, and charming cottages, some decorated with rusty knives purportedly for protection against wild donkey spirits near snake-infested lakes. Shep's room above the barn is notable and evokes a playful sexual innuendo. The episode focuses on Austen and Salley alongside Craig and Charley, with Austen's relationship tensions taking center stage. After a disastrous birthday dinner, Austen cuddles his emotional-support cats, calls Madison, and reveals he no longer cares about his relationship with Craig and that he broke up with Audrey. The timing of the breakup is unclear, prompting questions about a potentially unused shark-tooth necklace and why Craig was not informed.
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