"Through most of it, we follow the crew on their day off at a beach club in Barcelona. It's not an uneventful day, but the events that unfold are boring. Everyone puts lotion on everyone, people get horny and kiss indiscriminately. I'll be glad if I never have to see another tongue shoving and sliding and twirling in my life."
"Aesha tells her fiancé, Scott, the morning after that she danced for three straight hours by herself, because everyone was too busy making out. It's unclear what Josh was doing for the duration of that time, and why he wasn't dancing with Aesha. Maybe - and this is almost too sad to type - he was hoping to get in on the action at some point. But maybe he was just vibing in Josh-world, where there is perfect equilibrium in all things."
The crew spends a day off at a Barcelona beach club dominated by kissing, lotioning, and casual hookups. A hot-tub make-out session escalates into widespread smooching the following day. Kizzi pursues attention without emotional involvement, openly admitting she only wants a quick kiss. Aesha dances alone for hours because others prioritize making out, while Josh's whereabouts and intentions remain unclear. Max regrets a kiss with Kizzi because he prefers Cathy but later attempts partial redemption. The episode prioritizes physical displays and familiar reality-TV tropes, resulting in a slow, unengaging installment.
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