"So why oh why would he do this? Per Tz and his own personal Instagram, Kahn has been spending the winter holidays skiing in the Alps. Yes, that's right. Skiing. There is no greater sin for a Bayern Munich adjacent person to commit than to go skiing. Manuel Neuer did it and the football gods cursed him with an accident where he broke his foot. Julian Nagelsmann did it and he got sacked."
"When asked about the transgression, club President Herbert Hainer is reported to have said, "What do you want us to do? It's not like we can sack him twice." Needless to say, this spells doom for the rest of Bayern Munich's season. It is no coincidence that Bayern started dropping points right after Kahn posted these photos to his Instagram. The football gods are angry, and they demand a sacrifice. So to fix the chaos, someone needs to send Sacha Boey on a skiing trip."
Oliver Kahn spent the winter holidays skiing in the Alps, and his Instagram photos sparked superstition among Bayern Munich supporters. Skiing is portrayed as a taboo for Bayern-linked figures after Manuel Neuer suffered a broken foot and Julian Nagelsmann was dismissed following skiing-associated events. Club President Herbert Hainer responded that Kahn cannot be sacked again. Bayern began dropping points after Kahn's Instagram post, reinforcing belief in an angry 'football gods' curse demanding a sacrifice. A proposed remedy is to send Sacha Boey on a skiing trip to appease the supposed curse. Bavarian Podcast Works is promoted for further coverage.
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