A casting call posted on flyers in Castro and possibly elsewhere in San Francisco seeks a Daniel Lurie impersonator to star in a gay adult film titled “Let’s Blow San Francisco.” The project is described as real and in early stages, with the immediate priority being finding the lead. The budget is stated as whatever the team can pool together. The plan is to collaborate with an established adult film studio to navigate industry rules. A contact named Scooter provided these details and emphasized the need for “our Lurie.” Additional online comments respond with humor and concern, including a plea that the project not be a joke.
"Yes, it is a real casting call. They're "genuinely seeking a Daniel Lurie impersonator" to star in a gay adult film called "Let's Blow San Francisco." The budget is "whatever our team can pool together to make this happen." They plan to "collaboratively work with an established adult film studio to navigate rules pertaining to the industry." "It's still in the beginning stages"; their priority right now is simply finding the lead. In Scooter's words: "we just need our Lurie!""
"No other details yet, but I continue to ask Scooter for more illuminating facts on the project. I have asked simple things like, lol: who they are, what's their budget; are there other politicians they plan to impersonate? You know, the essentials. You can certainly find out yourself by emailing the address above."
"I decided to break news of this exchange before waiting for the mayor's office to reply on a Sunday afternoon. But I will, of course, be contacting them. What could Lurie possibly have to say in response to this? I definitely remember him courting the LGBTQ+ vote."
""Wish this meant we were getting railed instead of potentially losing public transit routes." "Lurie's gonna need a side hustle if Prop D passes." I'll be honest and echo infinityexpands, who skipped the jokes and just typed a prayer: please don't be a joke please be real please"
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