Guy With No Friends Uses Anti-Abortion Rally to Brag About Recently Having Sex
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Guy With No Friends Uses Anti-Abortion Rally to Brag About Recently Having Sex
""Some of you may remember that in my remarks last year, that one of the things I most wanted in the United States of America was more families and more babies," he began his speech. Vance, indeed, during his first speech as Vice President in January 2025, told the March for Life crowd that he, specifically, wanted more beautiful young Americans to procreate. Every time I'm forced to remember this, I get an overwhelming urge to lobotomize myself."
""So let the record show that you have a vice president who practices what he preaches," Vance continued on Friday, which actually made me throw up a little in my mouth. The crowd sounded absolutely delighted to hear their forced-birth leader bragging about recently having had sex-they cheered, giggled, there were a few scandalized gasps, and I swear, if you listen closely, you can hear two guys who love Nick Fuentes and think masculinity is wearing a $200,000 watch high-fiving each other."
The March for Life rally in Washington, D.C. drew conservative activists and political figures advocating restrictions on abortion and expanded pro-natalist policies. Participants included House GOP leader Mike Johnson, who claimed to monitor his pornography intake with his son, and Vice President JD Vance, who promoted having more families and more babies. Vance framed family growth as a policy outcome and described convincing his wife Usha to have a fourth child by citing an expanded child tax credit and "Trump accounts." Vance delivered remarks behind bulletproof glass while the crowd cheered, giggled, and reacted enthusiastically to personal boasts. The event featured Christian nationalist rhetoric and calls for legislation to limit reproductive autonomy.
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