"The other night, he stayed out late at the bar with his friends, and they all came back to our apartment (we live together) to eat pizza and hang out. I was in the shower, and when I got dressed and came out, I was confronted with a ghastly sight. His friend was PEEING in my Stanley Cup, which was sitting empty by the kitchen sink."
"Shortly after, my (drunk) boyfriend came in and apologized on behalf of his (also drunk) friend. He said that his friend didn't want to go into the bathroom when I was in the shower, and while he thought about peeing in the sink, there were dishes in there, so my boyfriend just told him to "figure it out." Evidently, this meant peeing in a cup clearly meant for drinking."
A woman reports that her boyfriend came home late from a bar with friends and they gathered at their shared apartment. While she was showering, one friend urinated into her Stanley Cup, which sat empty by the sink. Her boyfriend apologized but said he told his friend to "figure it out" when the friend hesitated about using the bathroom. She demanded that the cup be replaced; he agreed to ask his friend but has not secured a replacement after more than two weeks. The boyfriend continues to see the friend regularly for soccer and gives vague updates, prompting the woman to feel disgusted and question his priorities.
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