"It was supposed to be a post Christmas bash and I decided to get ready for it properly and timed my 'enhancement' to kick in right near the start. Unfortunately, it was cancelled last minute and I was left with most of the evening with nothing to do. Not only that, but I discovered that my pills were pretty weak sauce after all, as they didn't have any effect. Or so I thought."
"Fast forward a few hours and I'm sitting in a clothing optional facility (which will remain nameless) and suddenly I felt a massive flush of energy down 'there'. I tried to wait out my massive boner by laying on top of it until it subsided like I assume you're supposed to in such situations. Of course, because of the pills, it never did, and I was left with two options."
"1: I could try and find a spot to furiously masturbate and hope that no one saw me (obviously grounds for some serious repercussions. Or 2: Just proudly rock out with my erection out as if nothing was out of the ordinary. I went with option 2. But people definitely noticed. So sorry for that if you were one of those folks. I just thought I should tell you that that's why."
Someone timed an erectile enhancement for a post-Christmas orgy that was cancelled, leaving free time. The pills initially seemed ineffective. Hours later at a clothing-optional facility a sudden, intense erection occurred. Attempts to suppress the erection by lying on it failed, apparently due to the enhancement. The person considered clandestine masturbation or openly displaying the erection and chose to remain visible. Several people noticed the erection. The person apologizes to anyone who witnessed it and offers this explanation.
Read at Portland Mercury
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