The article narrates an alarming experience when Melissa, the wife of the author, staged a dramatic restaurant incident by planting a dead roach on her plate to avoid paying a hefty bill. As she caused a scene, demanding to speak with the manager and threatening to report the establishment, her behavior left her husband bewildered. Highlighting the implications of her actions, the author seeks advice on handling his wife's unsettling behavior, which seems out of character, hinting that she may be undergoing some personal issues.
Melissa's behavior feels crime-adjacent! It's also just weird. Could anyone really enjoy a night out while orchestrating this whole scheme and causing a massive scene?
At some point, she had to hunt down a roach, pick it up, and put its corpse in her purse. And carry it around! How good was the salmon, really?
Ask yourself whether there are any other indications that she's unraveling in some way. And whether she is or isn't, go give the manager $300.
Melissa said she'd brought the roach with her…she suggested pulling this the next time we dine out when we're out of town!
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