"She came from a rescue in Tennessee; some damn fool bred a litter of puppies to sell and then found he could not sell them and then dumped them on a rescue. We found her on the internet and brought her home when she was four months old; she is six months old as of yesterday. Working backward from what she is like, you can conclude that the rescue just let them shit any old place where the urge struck."
"Louise is the smartest and most precocious puppy I have ever met, which is a nice way of saying that she is from hell and they kicked her out of hell for being too diabolical for hell. I love her a preposterous amount. Every morning, she wakes me at 5 a.m. by dive-bombing my wife from the stratosphere and then just kind of wiggling around like a maniac, nipping and slapping everything in reach with her ridiculous tail."
Louise is a six-month-old shepherd mix with Malinois and Groenendael traits rescued from Tennessee after a breeder abandoned a litter. Early life in the rescue produced poor house-training habits and a tendency to soil indiscriminately. She demonstrates extreme intelligence, precocity, and mischievousness, waking the household before dawn and energetically engaging family members. Her persistent game involves locating and carrying every sock she can find for hours, deliberately dropping them when observed. Owners adapt feeding and morning routines around her wakefulness. Her behavior combines strong affection with relentless playfulness and boundary-testing.
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