"It's a shame Miami Dolphins owner Steve Ross quit reading newspapers out of "frustration," as he said this past week, over reading about his losing team. My business needs every available subscriber these days. Maybe we could send him coffee with the paper to start up again? Ross could be selective in his chosen articles, too. He could, for example, just read entertaining advice columns like Miss Manners or Asking Eric."
"There's only one advice columnist who could give Ross more pertinent counsel, too. Me. Now, before you think if I'm overdoing it, that if I applaud myself any harder my hands will fall off, understand I know my role. I'm a sports writer. Let's be real: I'm in it for an easy life and to type a good line here and there. But let's be real honest, too: My decisions have been better than the Dolphins' decisions in Ross' 17 years as owner."
Steve Ross, Miami Dolphins owner, quit reading newspapers out of frustration about his losing team. Suggestions to reengage include sending coffee with the paper and selecting light advice columns such as Miss Manners or Asking Eric. An offer of pertinent counsel included claims of superior decision-making compared with Ross’s choices during his 17-year ownership. The account contrasts Ross’s struggles with Patriots owner Robert Kraft, noting Kraft’s six Super Bowl titles and recommending study of Kraft’s approach. The Dolphins announced a new general manager and coach while the Patriots advanced to the AFC Championship Game.
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