"Inspirational thought of the week: I'm riding slow in my Prius All-leather, tinted windows, you can't see us! Everybody's trying to park you can feel the tension I'm in electric mode, can't even hear the engine Just then I saw a spot open up My timing's perfect! I'm creeping up ... But then this other dude try to steal it Going the wrong way! "Hey man I've had a long day!" It's getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!"
"We looked at the calendar hanging on the front of our refrigerator and realized there are only three weekends remaining in the 2025 college football season. Or, if you live in the world of #MACtion like we do, only three more weekends plus three more weeks of Tuesday and Wednesday games played between banks of plowed snow. That means stuff is about to get real."
A narrator describes a tense Whole Foods parking-lot encounter while driving a Prius in electric mode as another driver attempts to steal a parking spot. The calendar shows only three weekends left in the 2025 college football season, with additional midweek #MACtion games still to play. Local focus centers on a Bottom 10 Football Playoff (BFP) bracket intended to crown a champion. Plans humorously include waking Charlie Weiss and restoring internet service. The BFP is likened to the board game Life, with a tongue-in-cheek suggestion that Brian Kelly and his lawyers enjoy board games.
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