Dickie V: Preseason's All-Rolls Royce Teams and Diaper Dandies
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Dickie V: Preseason's All-Rolls Royce Teams and Diaper Dandies
"Trey Kaufman-Renn, Purdue Boilermakers: Ohhh, he's a scoring dynamo. Averaged 20 points, six boards, two assists, and shot almost 60% from the floor. Are you kidding me? He's a scoring machine in the paint, baby. Matt Painter's paint crew is alive and well with TKR running the show up front. Otega Oweh, Kentucky Wildcats: Big Blue Nation loves this guy. He's strong, explosive and clutch. He hit not one, but TWO game-winners last year. He's the Wildcats' Rolls Royce slasher."
"You know me. I don't hand out Rolls Royce honors to just any player, unless he's the kind to make you stand up and say, "Are you serious, baby?!" So, let's tip it off with the best of the best! Diaper Dandies These are the freshmen phenoms, the future lottery picks, the "wow" factor kids who are ready to dazzle from day one."
Preseason All‑Rolls Royce teams for 2025–26 name top college players and highlight freshmen phenoms. Trey Kaufman‑Renn averaged 20 points, six rebounds, two assists, and shot nearly 60% while dominating the paint for Purdue. Otega Oweh is strong, explosive, and clutch, recording two game‑winners and serving as Kentucky's slasher. The Diaper Dandies label identifies freshmen projected as future lottery picks and immediate impact players. Prime‑Time Players (PTPers) are projected to light up scoreboards throughout the season. College hoops fans are thanked for their support and the season is anticipated to be sensational.
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