"The body hair itself, that is too scandalous. I didn't even notice that it was censored! I was really excited. I was like, Oh, maybe it'll be a huge black bar. But they just tastefully softened the area. I was really excited to play that show and I'm glad that they aired it, even though they needed to blur out my bush."
"That Octopus Teacher guy framed the movie like he was doing this to work on his relationship with his family but then he just spends all the time in the ocean with an octopus. And then at the end the octopus dies because he doesn't want to interfere with nature. But there are long scenes of him rubbing his body all up and down this octopus, which feels like interference to me."
The person embraces body hair, calling themselves pro-bush and recounting how The Tonight Show softened a censor over their pubic hair, which surprised and amused them. They accept rough comparisons to Amelia Earhart and admit they might take similar risks. They criticize social-media comparisons as demonic and absurd, recalling a mummy-like comment. They recount accidentally setting their mother's house on fire by failing to extinguish a cigarette, prompting neighbor and police intervention, an event occurring before fame and rehab. They name the Octopus Teacher filmmaker and Frank Sinatra as nemeses and criticize perceived interference in the octopus relationship. They express affection for monkeys but consider keeping them unethical.
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