"Shrimptech Enterprises AB Official Communique; Viagra Boys (and/or affiliated shell companies) would like to extend our deepest gratitude towards Rough Trade for awarding Viagr Aboys with Album of the Year 2025. Sales through all Rough Trade locations and online internet shops have been simply outstanding since its April 25th release, resulting in Shrimptech Enterprises AB stock soaring to stratospherical levels during Q2 and Q3 of the fiscal year."
"Shrimptech Enterprises AB and Viagra Boys would like to extend our heartfelt gratitude to Rough Trade and all individuals who bought the record and thus saving us from inevitable bankruptcy due to ill informed investments in the horse medicine sector and/or various pending copyright infringements lawsuits. You will be awarded with Very Special Records and questionable merchandise in due time. Best regards, Shrimptech Enterprises AB Corporate Relations Division"
Rough Trade announced its top 100 albums of 2025 with Viagra Boys' Viagr Aboys at No. 1. The retailer is releasing exclusive vinyl pressings tied to the top 30 albums, available in-store and online. Featured exclusives include new pressings from Geese, Cameron Winter, Turnstile, Pulp, Oklou, Bon Iver, and Clipse among others. Viagra Boys issued a cheeky corporate-style communique celebrating the No. 1 placement, noting strong Rough Trade sales, soaring Shrimptech stock, and thanking buyers for avoiding bankruptcy after risky investments. Specific exclusives include a tricolor pressing and live companion LP for Viagr Aboys, clear and evergreen editions for Oklou, and a Pulp 12".
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