"I don't know who EsDeeKid is. EsDeeKid is a Merseyside rapper who recently got his first Top 10 hit and currently holds three spots in the UK Top 40. And he looks like Timothee Chalamet? Oh yes, EsDeeKid looks like Timothee Chalamet. He looks just like Timothee Chalamet. Are you suggesting that EsDeeKid is actually Timothee Chalamet in disguise? I couldn't possibly comment on such unverified hearsay. But the entire internet could. And it is. Relentlessly."
"Something must be fuelling this conspiracy. Plenty: first and foremost is the fact that EsDeeKid's identity is top secret, and he has only ever been photographed in disguise. But the parts of him that aren't disguised his eyes and the top of his nose look exactly like Chalamet's. Interesting. Also, remember that Chalamet loves to rap. Not only has he rapped on Saturday Night Live, but he also rapped in school under the moniker Lil Timmy Tim. That's hardly anything to go by."
"GQ recently did some serious investigative journalism on the matter and discovered that, on 9 October, EsDeeKid was playing a show in Milan while Chalamet was attending a screening of his upcoming film, Marty Supreme, in New York. He couldn't have leaped offstage, raced to the airport and flown to New York? Unless he crossed the Atlantic on a fighter jet, it's impossible."
EsDeeKid is a Merseyside rapper who recently achieved his first Top 10 hit and currently holds three spots in the UK Top 40. Persistent online speculation alleges that EsDeeKid is Timothée Chalamet, citing facial similarities, photographed disguises, matching accessories, and Chalamet's past rapping. Amateur investigators have compared eyes, nose, scarves and public appearances. Photographs and composite images have circulated widely. A timeline-based counterclaim shows EsDeeKid performing in Milan on 9 October while Chalamet attended a New York screening, making simultaneous presence highly unlikely. The conspiracy persists despite contradictory evidence and implausible travel scenarios.
Read at www.theguardian.com
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