"We had our first "thing that qualifies as snow" of the season here yesterday/last night. My older kid loudly exclaimed, "My dream came true!" as she cleared the front door. Was her dream something between a dusting and half an inch of accumulation? Probably not. My younger kid got to experience crunching snow underfoot for the first time and was completely oblivious to the twin waterfalls of snot plunging from her nostrils. Ah, youth."
"My younger kid got to experience crunching snow underfoot for the first time and was completely oblivious to the twin waterfalls of snot plunging from her nostrils. Ah, youth. Anyway, baseball! I got nothin' short of, "What sign of the apocalypse is Cody Ponce getting a three-year deal?" so, see the title question. If you have, was it great, or was it awful? Hopefully it had less snot than I had to deal with this morning."
First measurable snow arrived, prompting an excited older child to exclaim "My dream came true!" while clearing the front door. The accumulation was likely modest rather than substantial. A younger child experienced the crunch of snow for the first time and remained oblivious to a heavy runny nose. The morning involved dealing with copious nasal discharge. The topic shifts to baseball, noting surprise that Cody Ponce received a three-year contract. The question is posed whether that signing is excellent or terrible, with a hope that readers' responses contain less snot than that morning's experience.
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