What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
""REPORTS A BAG OF MARIJUANA HAS BEEN IN HER VAGINA FOR 2 DAYS AND IS UNCOMFORTABLE" BRACELET CHARMS 2 VIBRATORS 2 PENIS RING "WAS USING A PIECE OF PLASTIC TO MASTURBATE WHEN GOT SPOOKED BY THE WIND OUTSIDE AND THREW THE SHEET OVER HERSELF IN THE PROCESS LODGING THE PIECE OF PLASTIC DEEPER INTO HER VAGINA AND WASN'T ABLE TO RETRIEVE" DETERGENT POD PLUNGER CAP BEER BOTTLE, "WAS ON A CRUISE ON HER HONEYMOON""
""PATIENT STATES HE PUT A BASEBALL IN HIS RECTUM TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE" AEROSOL CAN DOG CHEW TOY DRYER SHEET "WAS FEELING CONSTIPATED FOR 2 DAYS, HE TOOK THE BASE OFF OF HIS BEARD CLIPPERS AND WRAPPED IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE, INSERTED INTO THE RECTUM AND IT GOT STUCK" BATON HAIR TIE "CONCERN ABOUT IF HE STILL HAD A SMALL VIBRATOR IN HIS RECTUM. HIS GIRLFRIEND PLACED IT THERE ON FRIDAY""
Emergency room reports list a wide array of foreign objects lodged in vaginas, penises, and rectums, prompting medical visits and interventions. Items range from small household objects and jewelry to sex toys, drug parcels, and containers with liquid. Several incidents involve objects becoming stuck during solo activity, partner insertion, or accidents such as slipping in the shower. Reports describe discomfort, inability to retrieve items, and complications from items with sharp edges or liquid contents. Alcohol or impaired judgment is a recurring factor in multiple cases. Many reports note embarrassment and the need for clinical removal.
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