"When I took the bar exam, a friend of mine started drinking coffee brewed with caffeinated water. For his sake, that's no longer the worst bar exam prep strategy out there. Apparently Kim Kardashian relied on a veritable coven. Kim Kardashian recently failed the bar - though she can take solace in knowing that she's still likely a better lawyer than anyone involved with writing All's Fair - and she knows where her prep strategy went off the rails: the psychics."
"Kardashian, of course, continues her quest to become a California lawyer - despite lacking an undergraduate degree - through California's Law Office Study Program apprenticeship, allowing applicants to take the bar after learning under an attorney's supervision as opposed to law school. It's a time-honored path to the profession... just like Abraham Lincoln did it. Though Abe wasn't posting self-portraits highlighting his ass while complaining about Torts."
Kim Kardashian failed the California Bar exam after consulting psychics who assured her she would pass. She pursued bar eligibility through California's Law Office Study Program apprenticeship, which allows applicants to qualify without an undergraduate degree. She previously passed the baby bar and is preparing to attempt the full bar next. Metaphysical reassurance contrasted with rigorous bar preparation, and psychic reliance was satirically compared to deciding legal questions by seance. An anecdote recalls a friend who drank caffeinated water during bar prep. The California Bar is characterized as a spiritually crushing professional hurdle.
Read at Above the Law
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