"Alston & Bird just handed out Biglaw's version of a golden ticket: bonuses! The firm has been rolling in the dough - the American Lawyer reported that the firm grossed $1,331,414,000 last year. When your coffers are that full, you've gotta make sure that the associates get their share of the treasure. Here's the scale: To the hard workers at Alston & Bird, enjoy the money! And if you're looking for something fly to spend your cash on,"
"We like hearing about bonuses almost as much as you enjoy spending them. As soon as your firm's memo comes out, please email it to us (subject line: "[Firm Name] Bonus") or text us (646-820-8477). Please include the memo if available. You can take a photo of the memo and send it via text or email if you don't want to forward the original PDF or Word file."
"Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s . He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who is learning to swim, is interested in critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers."
Alston & Bird reported $1,331,414,000 in gross revenue last year and distributed associate bonuses according to a published scale. The firm framed the bonuses as a reward for hard work and suggested playful spending options such as falconry while noting associates would still retain significant savings. The outlet requests that firm bonus memos be emailed (subject line: "[Firm Name] Bonus") or texted to 646-820-8477, with photos accepted instead of original files. Interested individuals can sign up for Salary & Bonus Alerts to receive immediate email notifications of bonus announcements. Contact details for the social media manager and assistant editor are provided.
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