"It's called butterfly effect, right? Epstein was first domino bing bing bong WAR. As to the stock market, he puts it in terms the Harry Styles fans in attendance can understand: It's going one direction: down!"
"Hegseth claims America's war against Iran is going great, blaming the media for distorting things by using what I do and say to make me look like a fool."
"people accused me of something called queerbaiting, but did it ever occur to you that maybe you don't know everything about me, dad!"
Saturday Night Live departs from its typical political press conference format with a sketch about a middle-class family forced to abandon a child due to skyrocketing gas prices. Donald Trump, portrayed by James Austin Johnson, attributes the economic crisis to the Epstein Files through a butterfly effect explanation. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, played by Colin Jost in a drunken state, claims the Iran conflict is progressing well while blaming media distortion. Harry Styles serves as both host and musical guest, delivering comedic monologues about his music, fashion choices, and public perception, including commentary on queerbaiting accusations and references to Prince Andrew.
Read at www.theguardian.com
Unable to calculate read time
Collection
[
|
...
]