As the 97th Oscars approach on March 2, 2025, the nominations reveal a wide range of intense and thought-provoking themes in the Best Picture category. The author humorously blends astrology with the awards, assigning zodiac signs to various film categories based on their characteristics. For instance, Aries is linked to Best Live Action Short Film while Capricorn is associated with Best Costume Design. This quirky take provides a lighthearted yet insightful look at the awards season, amplifying the anticipation surrounding the event.
The 97th Oscars will take place on Sunday, March 2, at 7 p.m. ET at the Dolby Theatre at Ovation Hollywood, televised on ABC.
If the zodiac signs themselves were winners in academy categories, Aries would win Best Live Action Short Film, as they go hard but not for long.
Capricorns, sluts for good tailoring, are Best Costume Design, while Aquarius, with their pension for disappearing beneath masks, are Best Hair and Makeup Styling.
The list of nominees in the Best Picture category is ten deep in 2025, featuring dark themes like military dictatorship, incarcerated children, and more.
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