"Kate Beckinsale-the very famous British actress who I'm always surprised to remember is British-is currently promoting a movie in which she wears leather pants and kicks guys in the face while a couple of women smile in amusement. I don't know anything more about the film because her interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday got derailed by one of the more unbelievable stories I've ever heard."
"But she quickly clarified that she loves him, especially because she's had a rough past couple of years-since both her parents passed away-and "literally the only bright spot in the whole time came from him." How did he create such joy and distraction? Allegedly, by laying not one...but two eggs. "Well he laid two eggs in a week is what the bright spot was," she said, after Kimmel commented that that's "such a nice thing to hear." I imagine Kimmel, like me, and probably the entire audience, was envisioning this boyfriend doing something like regularly sending flowers or offering to bring some non-cafeteria food to the hospital. Not, you know, possessing an ovipositor."
Kate Beckinsale promoted an action film while appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The interview pivoted when she revealed her 26-year-old daughter's boyfriend is one of five people she has screamed at, alongside three producers and an ex-husband. She said she loves him and called him the only bright spot after both of her parents passed away. She credited him with unexpectedly bringing joy by allegedly laying two eggs, reportedly with a shell and a yolk. The revelation surprised the host and audience, who had expected more ordinary supportive gestures.
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