I'm 32. I Can't Wait to Get a Face-Lift.
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I'm 32. I Can't Wait to Get a Face-Lift.
"If an extraterrestrial had a baseline familiarity with New Year's resolutions and a stable internet connection to Earth, they might surmise the No. 1 resolution for us silly humans in 2025 was a snatched face. Who among us, this year, has not been confronted with the question "Did they have a face-lift?"-if not over dinner, at least in a news headline? From Lindsay Lohan to Kris Jenner, face-lift rumors in Hollywood became as ubiquitous as the unfurling of a red carpet."
"The operative word in this year's speculative chatter is did, as in, "Did she even do anything?" which is even harder to surmise when some at the center of speculation are already young, at least compared to the traditionally assumed age for face-lift patrons. It's worth noting that getting a face-lift or any other cosmetic procedure is technically no one's business."
Hollywood experienced pervasive face-lift speculation in 2025, with names from Lindsay Lohan to Kris Jenner frequently questioned about cosmetic work. Celebrities across ages, including younger stars like Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence, prompted curiosity over subtle changes such as eyebrow lifts. Jenner confirmed a procedure by New York–based Dr. Steven Lavine before her 70 th birthday, while Lohan attributed her look to a vegetable-and-juice regimen. Public chatter centered on whether any alteration occurred at all, and the barely noticeable outcomes shifted preferences toward understated surgical results. The trend represents a move toward discreet, natural-looking rejuvenation.
Read at Slate Magazine
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