"“We live in Florida,” Masony said in the video. Consuming Ranch dressing that has been sitting in a hot car for months is “a recipe for explosive diarrhea.” Masony tells TODAY.com that she posted the story online thinking that most viewers would take her side. Instead, she learned that there is a whole secret world of condiment hoarders."
"“Girl, I have car Ranch, car ketchup, car forks, car spoons, car knives, car Chick-fil-A sauce, car Advil ... whatchu need?” “I have a whole 'don't ask, don't tell' policy with my teenager and they wild. Stuff probably living, growing and existing in that car!” “So, my kid had car ranch in his Jeep with the top off. The neighborhood flock of white ibises apparently had a rave in his car overnight, ate his car Ranch, pecked his dashboard hula girl to death and then had explosive diarrhea on his floor mats. That was the end of car Ranch!”"
"“Apparently I was way off-base, thinking that it was weird,” Masony concedes to TODAY.com. “It's not weird. People do it, and I need to mind my own business.” And several of those “people” live inside her home. Masony's husband and kids keep several very specific sauces in their cars for condiment emergencies: Chick-fil-A Ranch, Zaxby's Zax Sauce and Taco Bell's Fire and Mild sauces."
"“My husband was a two-time Employee of the Month as a teenager, so he has an affinity for Taco Bell like no other,” she explains. For her part, Maso"
A Florida mother told her 17-year-old daughter there was no Ranch dressing at home. The daughter responded by bringing out “car Ranch,” stored in her vehicle for emergencies. The mother shared the incident online, warning that Ranch left in a hot car for months could cause explosive diarrhea. Viewers reacted with stories of their own car-stored condiments, including car ketchup, car utensils, and car sauces. Some described chaotic outcomes involving animals and messes. The family also keeps specific sauces in their cars, such as Chick-fil-A Ranch, Zaxby’s Zax Sauce, and Taco Bell sauces, with the father having a strong attachment to Taco Bell.
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