"After our celebration of Prime Day earlier in the year, last Friday we all somberly marked the passage of Black Friday, the day where we commemorate the passing of the great Optimus Prime during his apocalyptic battle with that foulest and most deceptive of Decepticons, Megatron (may his name and his energon both be forever cursed). But then, as everyone knows, just as our darkest hour seemed finally at hand, Optimus Prime was resurrected from death and returned to us!"
"the power of the AllSpark and the collective wisdom of the Primes has torn the veil of death, shattering the barrier between the living world and the world beyond-and through that power, Optimus Prime now walks among us again and it's not weird at all! (Though I think there also might have been, like, some spores or something? I dunno, it was a long time ago.)"
Optimus Prime died during an apocalyptic battle with Megatron and was mourned on Black Friday. His resurrection occurred on a Monday in the past, restoring hope and uniting humans and machines in joy. The AllSpark and the collective wisdom of the Primes tore the veil of death and allowed Optimus Prime to walk among the living again. Some odd biological remnants were mentioned anecdotally. Optimus resumes Autobot leadership from Rodimus Prime. The resurrection prompts celebratory commerce stronger than Black Friday, and a curated list of Cyber Monday deals is provided with time-sensitive pricing updates throughout the day.
Read at Ars Technica
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