"The Blue Jays are finally back in the World Series after 32 years, and as a Toronto girlie who just jumped on the bandwagon, I am thrilled. I only started watching Major League Baseball (MLB, if you're fancy) literally yesterday when they played the Seattle Mariners - and actually won - but even though I had to ask a million questions and barely knew what was going on, one thing was crystal clear: there are some fine looking players on that field."
"With little to no context about baseball whatsoever, I still went ahead and made a list of the hottest Blue Jays - purely based on vibes. Do I fully understand baseball? Absolutely not. Do I have opinions about which Blue Jays are attractive? Absolutely yes. No stats, no strategy, just thirst. And before you ask - no, this list isn't in any particular order because how could I possibly choose?"
"And seeing those old photos of him on the field with his dad during those years - then watching him do something his dad never got to do, win a World Series - actually made me tear up. That full-circle moment of him carving out his own legacy, then breaking down in happy tears after the American League Championship Series (ALCS for short) win, hit me right in my feelings. I adore an emotional man. Like, okay yeah... he's definitely going on this list."
The Toronto Blue Jays returned to the World Series after a 32-year absence. A newcomer to Major League Baseball began watching during a win over the Seattle Mariners and created a list of the team's most attractive players based solely on vibes. The list explicitly excludes statistics and strategy, focusing on appearance and personality. One player experienced a full-circle emotional moment, seeing old photos with his father and then winning the ALCS, breaking down in happy tears. Another player is noted for leadership, speaking openly about a stutter, and projecting a relatable, 'dog dad' persona on Instagram.
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