"We're going to ask Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks, 'Show us the safety data that show that it's OK for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it,' Kennedy said at a MAHA rally in Austin, Texas. 'I don't think they're gonna be able to do it.'"
"As a born-and-bred Masshole (who, yes, left for NYC, sorry!!!!!), there are only two things I know to be absolutely true: Never linger for even half a second at a red light. Even if your car explodes and you die, your ghost better slam its bony foot on the gas pedal. And Dunkin' is sacred."
Massachusetts has a historical tradition of defiance dating back to the Boston Tea Party, but this rebellious spirit has been dormant for generations, expressed only through regional quirks like yelling at drivers and mocking bad Boston accents. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., as Health and Human Services Secretary, recently suggested targeting Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks for their high-sugar iced coffee products, specifically questioning the safety of teenage girls consuming drinks with 115 grams of sugar. For Massachusetts residents, Dunkin' represents sacred cultural identity. Kennedy's proposal to regulate the beverage has potentially reignited the state's dormant rebellious spirit, unifying residents around defending this iconic institution against federal intervention.
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