"It's fitting that in the year of the Big Dumper, the Blue Jays are on the verge of their first World Series win in more than 30 years."
"If they had to vanquish one spectacularly large ass to make the Fall Classic, it was made possible by a collection of more 'donks that was more bootylicious in the aggregate. Seriously, look at these things: Imagine if Alex Manoah was still around. These are some giant butts!"
The Blue Jays stand on the verge of their first World Series win in more than 30 years. The season is framed as the "year of the Big Dumper," celebrating a lineup defined by prodigious power. Progress to the Fall Classic required overcoming one spectacular obstacle and was enabled by an aggregate of additional powerful hitters described as "bootylicious." The roster's offensive output is emphasized visually and rhetorically, with a specific hypothetical about Alex Manoah underscoring how dominant performances from key players could have further impacted the team's run.
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