"I didn't realize that when we bought our house that we were moving into the Chainsaw District of town. This part of town is all about their chainsaws and lawn mowers and leaf blowers and weed eaters. And prime time for all of that is Saturday morning from 730-930am. It's like the leaf blowers are the call to worship and they must sacrifice a tree to the chainsaw spirits."
"Drake Baldwin had a great 2025, but I wouldn't describe him as one that anyone slept on. I guess last year it was Hurston Waldrep or Joey Wentz. Mauricio Dubon is a good 2026 pick that the projections seem to hate. Michael Harris could have a big year, if you would consider him a sleeper. Nacho Alvarez and Vidal Brujan are right there too."
Moving into the 'Chainsaw District' placed the house within about 1,500 feet of neighbors who run chainsaws, lawn mowers, leaf blowers, and weed eaters, especially Saturday mornings from 7:30–9:30. The noise intensifies in late December and early January during a seasonal spike described as a 'Festival of the Fallen Wood,' producing more saw noise in a week than heard in the previous 40 years. The neighborhood is otherwise pleasant, but Saturday mornings prevent rest and complicate weekday school routines and Sunday church. The homeowner is considering soundproofing while drinking coffee, and asks for Atlanta Braves sleeper picks, naming several potential candidates.
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