Spring Training open tread: February 13
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Spring Training open tread: February 13
"It's Friday the 13th, folks. If you aren't into slasher flicks or the Winter Olympics, then hello! Welcome! You're one of us! Let's talk baseball! Tomorrow is the day of love, so they say. And to carry that theme, here's Chris Sale talking about how he wants to retire as an Atlanta Braves player. Would you like to see him retire in an Atlanta uniform?"
"And to carry that theme, here's Chris Sale talking about how he wants to retire as an Atlanta Braves player."
"Would you like to see him retire in an Atlanta uniform?"
Friday the 13th is mentioned and greetings are offered to people not interested in slasher films or the Winter Olympics. The greeting invites people to talk about baseball instead. Tomorrow is called the day of love. Chris Sale expresses a desire to retire as an Atlanta Braves player. The Valentine's theme introduces Sale's preference for finishing his career in Atlanta. A direct question asks whether fans would like to see him retire in an Atlanta uniform. The overall tone is casual and inclusive, combining holiday references with a player's retirement intention.
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