#george-santos

#george-santos

"Oh yes, Colin. Can you believe I just finished the marathon?" Yang's Santos asked, wrapped in a foil blanket (something marathon finishers often do to prevent hypothermia). When Jost pointed out that the marathon wasn't until the following day, Yang's Santos said, "Yeah, well, it's a record - I already won!" Jost then said that Santos hadn't won and added that Santos has been conducting a "media comeback tour" since the president commuted his prison sentence.

Before he went to prison, Santos charged a humble $250 per custom video. He appears to have adjusted these rates for inflation-or tacked on a convicted felon premium-with rates starting at $300 as of Monday morning. Santos' drag persona, Kitara Ravache, also seems to have made a comeback on the platform: Clips on that profile are available for . (We wonder where all that money is going, since it certainly doesn't appear to be feeding any sort of wig budget.)

We start with the news that former FBI director James Comey today faces a deadline to file legal motions to dismiss an indictment accusing him of making false statements to Congress. Expected challenges that are scheduled to be filed today include claims that the prosecution was vindictive and that the US attorney supervising it was unlawfully appointed by president Donald Trump.

On Monday (22 September), Greene took to X, formerly Twitter, to condemn the former New York representative's prison conditions after he was placed in solitary confinement following a death threat the FBI is investigating. Santos claimed in a 16 September post he was "forced into solitary confinement while behind bars" but months earlier on 5 April he posted he would demand to be kept in solitary for the duration of his sentence to because he refused "to lose my dignity in anyway shape or form".

To my supporters: You made this wild political cabaret worth it. To my critics: Thanks for the free press. I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit.

You just got to walk in there, you have to know yourself and you have to be totally, completely focused every second of the day because these places are incredibly violent.

"That wasn't real. He's not remorseful. He's crying because he knows that he's getting bitten on the ass and he's gotta go away now."