When I first got to the golf club, security was understandably strict. There's a lot of Secret Service getting into it, so there was a lot of getting in there.
They got a mystic out there reading your ribs. They got people patting you down, people patting you up. One dude's patting you up. I was like, Oh, this guy obviously doesn’t have a wife.
Those familiar with Von's style of comedy will quickly identify that there's likely a great deal of exaggeration in his words. Still, it gets the point across that gaining access to Trump is an extremely intense ordeal.
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