The alternative 2025 sports awards: quotes, gaffes and animal cameos
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The alternative 2025 sports awards: quotes, gaffes and animal cameos
"The White House, issuing a communique to reporters covering April's global market meltdown over tariffs as US losses hit $6.6tn (4.9tn) in two days. The President won his second round matchup of the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL, and advances to the Championship Round tomorrow."
"Infantino's restructured Club World Cup: top clubs competing for a trophy with his name engraved on it twice. Infantino who commissioned a Panini gold sticker of himself pre-tournament used a Trump Tower press briefing in July to reflect on the mixed response to it all: We respect everyone's opinion. But we can say definitely this Fifa Club World Cup has been a huge, huge, huge success."
"Player of the year: Cole Palmer, trademarking his Cold Palmer shiver pose for use on toys, clothes, food, spirits, but not wine after the French winemaker Chateau Palmer blocked it. Palmer: Everyone knows it's my celebration. Lots of people might have done it before, but everybody knows it's mine."
Tariff tensions triggered a global market meltdown in April, producing US losses of $6.6tn over two days. The President won a Senior Club Championship second-round match in Jupiter, Florida, and advanced to the Championship Round. Gianni Infantino faced controversy after a peace-prize nominee floated bombing World Cup co-hosts Mexico and he defended presidential candor while promoting his restructured Club World Cup. Canada's ice hockey team engaged in early fights after a presidential remark calling Canada "our 51st State," which coach Jon Cooper called organic. Cole Palmer trademarked his celebration despite a winery blocking its use, and Sir Jim Ratcliffe ended subsidized staff lunches at Old Trafford.
Read at www.theguardian.com
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