The Crow 2.0 is a total, head-in-hands disaster, incoherently plotted and sloppily made, destined to join the annals of the very worst and most pointless remakes ever made.
Writers William Schneider and Zach Baylin presume to know better, missing what could have been an easy, if overly derivative, retread and head off in a different, dreadful direction instead.
We never really needed a redo of The Crow in the first place... but it offered a pre-trodden path that could have led to something far less egregious than this.
Eric Draven has been stripped of any identifying characteristics, shown to us as dark and brooding because he does not display deeper emotional complexity.
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