My wife and I have been married for 10 years and we no longer feel the need to say 'See you later, love you' when either of us leaves the house. Instead, I now say 'Try not to miss me' and she responds with 'I won't'. It's true love.
Me: The whole point of mozzarella sticks is that they're a vehicle for marinara sauce. My wife: Uh, I disagree. The whole point of mozzarella sticks is the fucking cheese!
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