My son came from preschool wearing a sticker note to parents.Kinda impressed, kinda pissed they treat my son like produce. #momlife- Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside)
Email from a competitive preschool: Hello desperate parent,This is a reminder that your child is number 4568502 on our wait-list. You probably forgot about this, and maybe fostered a small ember of hope. But this is a reminder that we and life laugh at your optimism.Cheers!- Michelle Rapp (@kilnfiendpotter)
*filling out preschool form*1st child: She knows all of the letters and numbers. 2nd child: He knows all of the colors. 3rd child: She knows all of the swear words.- Jessie (@mommajessiec)
*pulls into preschool parking lot to pick up 5-yr old**hears screaming from inside the building**pulls out, drives away*- Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix)
Wrote a short piece of fiction today title: child's favorite foods medium: preschool registration forms- meghan (@deloisivete)
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