The White House Correspondents' Dinner was really bad. Colin Jost bombed and Crooked Joe was an absolute disaster. I clearly can't do his voice. Doesn't get much worse than this. I mean, none of that is true, and Trump knows it isn't, but it's not surprising he's pretty salty this morning because my old boss kind of hilariously roasted him last night.
Yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a 6-year-old. Trump's speech was so embarrassing the statute of Robert E. Lee surrendered again. Age is the only thing we have in common. My vice president actually endorses me. Well, Donald has had tough days lately, you might call it stormy weather.
Now those are the kind of things we expect to hear at the White House Correspondents' Dinner from the president and people speaking, but President Joe Biden has actually been doing more and more of that out on the campaign trail, too.
He described the Dobbs decision as a miracle. Maybe it's coming from that bible he's trying to sell. (LAUGHTER) Whoa.
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