#tv

#tv

I lied when I told her on our first date that I had watched Once Upon a Time. She was amazing, and I wanted to have some immediate connection to her, so I said I had seen it, but fewer episodes than she had. I then proceeded to binge an entire show in less than a month (mind you, a show that would normally never cross my radar) so I could talk about it with her. We are getting married in a few months, and I'm debating confessing it in my speech during the reception.

"This is why when you walk into Costco, you are arrested by the exquisite images flashing on big-screen TVs set to 'Retail Mode'..."