The Army has reportedly suspended the two helicopter crews involved, which means we can only logically conclude that this wasn't actually a planned or authorized publicity stunt at all.
We decided that the best way to celebrate Michael Phelps' Olympic victory visit to Disneyland was to build him an Olympic size swimming pool right on Main Street U.S.A., a pool that had to be constructed and filled in a mere 36 hours.
He is running for governor. No one cares. This gets him some publicity. It's going to be fascinating. And I know, in the Constitution, George Washington, our Founding Fathers definitely wanted to make sure illegal criminals, murderers and rapists got their rights, especially when they don't deserve them.