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#kardashian

If Timothee Chalamet really wants to win a best actor Oscar at the upcoming 98th Academy Awards, the Marty Supreme star better avoid making the big mistake that he made at the 97th annual ceremony: Walking the red carpet with girlfriend Kylie Jenner and having her seated beside him in the Dolby Theatre. Hollywood industry expert Rob Shuter said that people were pretty shocked that Chalamet didn't win for his performance as Bob Dylan in 2024's A Complete Unknown.

I had mine all planned out. The piece: the bush is back! A 3,000-word essay about the quiet reclamation of pubic hair in all its unruly glory, replete with hair-raising puns befitting a story of such campy defiance. But I must face the fact that I may never get to write this piece. Why? Because Kim Kardashian and her underwear brand Skims have ruined it, with the sale of a faux pubic hair thong called the Ultimate Bush.

"It might sound funny, but this was armed robbery, violence, and bondage. It's serious regardless of the age of the accused," said the lawyer for the doorman.