"There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I've stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military,"
"In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know."
A political leader issued a broad, grievance-filled proclamation asserting unparalleled effort and results. The leader claimed to have stopped eight wars, saved many lives, rebuilt the military, and created the greatest economy and largest tax and regulatory cuts. The leader asserted that businesses returned to the United States and that the southern border was closed. The leader described undergoing extensive medical examinations at Walter Reed, receiving perfect marks, and taking multiple cognitive examinations, which the leader said were aced. The leader also accused The New York Times of treason.
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