""I hope everyone had a nice holiday and got what they wanted for Christmas," said Trump played by James Austin Johnson. "I got what I wanted — my very own someone else's Nobel Prize!""
""Oh, Marco's passing me a note here," Trump said. "Don't read this out loud, but maybe don't talk about that. Also, do you like me? Circle yes or no, Marco.""
""I'd like to give a quick shout-out to my hair and makeup team, who absolutely hate me," said Noem."
""We've been rocking out with our c's out all over the world," Hegseth said. "We dunked on Venezuela. Next, we're gonna sack-tap Iran. I'm gonna put the Ayatollah in the cuck chair. I'm going to tell him, if I-ah-tol you once, I-ah-tol-ah you a thousand times: You don't dare kill your protesters! That's our thing!'""
Saturday Night Live staged a six-and-a-half-minute cold open that lampooned President Donald Trump and several of his top officials. Cast members impersonated Trump, Vice President J.D. Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. The impersonated Trump joked about receiving "someone else's Nobel Prize" and read a private note from Rubio aloud. The sketch mocked cosmetics and backstage grudges, highlighted eye-shadow and hair-and-makeup complaints, and portrayed Hegseth boasting about a strike on Venezuela and threatening Iran with crude, performative rhetoric. The tone emphasized absurdity and aggressive bluster.
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