Trump Administration Announces That We Don't Know Where the Sun Goes at Night

"President Trump on Thursday announced he was erasing the scientific finding that climate change endangers human health and the environment, ending the federal government's legal authority to control the pollution that is dangerously heating the planet." - The New York Times A new ruling from the Trump administration says that when the sun disappears at night, we don't know where it goes. All remaining top scientists have been taken from their positions and tasked with getting to the bottom of this."

"The National Institutes of Health has orders to devote every whiteboard in every conference room to this pressing question. In the Oval Office, under the gold leaf, the president and his advisers are making a big list of possibilities: The sun might be on the back of a big beetle-a dung beetle, maybe. (The EPA will work to determine what kind of beetle.) Where is the beetle going with it? Will the beetle bring it back?"

The administration erased the scientific finding that climate change endangers human health and the environment, removing federal authority to regulate pollution. A new ruling declares uncertainty about where the sun goes at night and reassigns top scientists to investigate. The NIH has ordered every whiteboard devoted to the question. The Oval Office compiled a list of implausible theories: the sun riding a dung beetle, witches, immigrants, a yellow doodle tucked in a drawer, relocation to Greenland, Bad Bunny holding it hostage, a talking groundhog, Jerome Powell hiding it, children possessing it, a wolf swallowing it, and members of Congress concealing it in a bag obtained in space.

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