"Do you ever let a ridiculous image enter your imagination? And does it take up permanent residence? If not, allow me to paint a little something for your mind's eye so you can join me in Cursed Town. It's simple, really. All you have to do is watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' sopening credits, but every time you see Whitney, mentally replace her face with Marciano's."
"Just the face! So Marciano is donning the flowing azure gown and strutting across the Great Salt Lake, arm in arm with the other members of MomTok, past and present. Because we have yet to see a single second of Whitney. But Marciano? With the amount of screen time this man is getting, he might as well be called an honorary MomTok member."
A surreal mental image places Marciano's face over Whitney's in The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' opening credits, making him an imagined MomTok presence. Marciano receives disproportionate screen time and has become an unofficial member of MomTok while defying stereotypical brand traits. He aggressively pursues follower growth, relishes gossip, and learned reality-television maneuvering from Lisa Vanderpump, enabling him to craft compelling arcs from minor incidents. Mayci and Mikayla interrogate Marciano in Beaver; he claims Demi told him to say he slept with Jessi and to 'double down.' He insists that carrying an erectile dysfunction prescription does not indicate dysfunction.
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