"Here, you will see a collection of plaques for all of her departed pets, most of which have human names, a convention that has plagued the South at least since Reconstruction. There are Lily and Toby, Ashley and Rhett, Rocky and Nyla. And of course, my favorite, a cat named Kitty Kelley, presumably after the author of salacious unauthorized biographies about Jackie Kennedy, Nancy Regan, and Frank Sinatra."
"We'll now hear a eulogy from Austen Kroll, who was not a member of Chauncey's immediate family, but they had a lot in common, like licking faces, soiling couches, and exceeding people's expectations. Over to you, Austen: "He was a couch warmer, a confidant, a snack stealer, a friend. And those who knew him knew that what he lacked in brain power, he really made up for in spirit.""
"Curiously, it was also when the episode ran the end credits, not during the final scene where Madison calls Venita to say that she is giving birth to her baby the next day. Were they afraid of putting the second AD's name next to Madison's big announcement? Anyway, the timing makes you wonder, is Madison's daughter the reincarnation of Chauncey the dog, much like Trisha Paytas's child is the reincarnation of Queen Elizabeth?"
Miss Patricia's Pet Cemetery displays plaques bearing human names for departed pets, including Lily, Toby, Ashley, Rhett, Rocky, Nyla, and a cat named Kitty Kelley. The scene centers on a funeral for a pug named Chauncey, with a request for quiet and limited photos. Austen Kroll delivers a humorous eulogy describing Chauncey as a couch warmer, confidant, snack stealer, and spirited despite lacking brain power. The Stabin' Cabin contains Whitney Sudler-Smith's collection of rare guitars and bordello matchbooks. The episode runs end credits at Chauncey's burial, prompting speculation about Madison's unborn child's connection to Chauncey and playful reincarnation comparisons.
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